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Jason Pawlak

Me and my Internet


Husband, Dad, Navy Officer, Coder, and Tinkerer. I have many interests and am always looking to learn something new. This site is a launching point to the many areas of the Internet that represent me.


  1. I killed a tree…

    One of my weekly tasks here at work is to compile the support recap documents for our 1pm meeting every Monday. These reports are usually 7ish pages long, so I print them 2-sided. Save the trees! Let me tell you a little more about this particular meeting and report. This report is a pain to compile because it is pulling together everyone’s support calls for the past week. This of course wouldn’t be too difficult... [read more]


  2. A new look… again

    I don’t really have much to say today. I just wanted to comment on the new look of the blog. I wasn’t very smart and hosted my lass CSS off of some random website, then they decided they didn’t want to host that file any longer. You might have noticed over the past few days this blog looking a little… ill? So I found this new layout. I like it, its fine, very non-controversial… the... [read more]


  3. A Lego sort of day!

    I’m not sure what makes today so special, but I have this intense hankering to build Legos! You all know what Legos are, those little blocks that you piece together to build amazing creations and have hours (if not days) of entertainment on one project. Have you ever been to Lego Land in California? My family and I went there a number of years ago, and it was great. They have Lego people blown up... [read more]


  4. Best naps… EVER

    So I am a big fan of naps. Lately when I get home from work in the afternoon, after the 30 minute commute in the hot car with no air conditioning and a driver side window that doesn’t roll down, I have been a bit sleepy. I won’t lie, if I by chance don’t have my sunglasses that day, sometimes my eyes just want to squint a little more than they should… But I have... [read more]


  5. A bit about umbrellas…

    Today it was raining when I came into work. It is really rather dreary outside! The problem is, that I am not built for umbrellas. You see, I am tall and skinny, and with big feet. The only one of those three attributes that works to my benefit is the skinny part. My little umbrella does a fantastic job… I applaud its efforts, but I am a little worried that its quota of raindrops stopped... [read more]


  6. My Life is Office Space

    My life really is ‘Office Space’. Sure I may not be laundering money from corporate or anything, but the atmosphere is the same. That is really the genius for films like ‘Office Space’ and the television series ‘The Office’ (which I do have a Schrute Buck hanging in my cube)… they are true to real life! On my way back from grabbing my lunch from the break room, I am briskly moving down a long... [read more]


  7. FlyingPage.com Ebay Auction

    Hey all… we’ve had a slow start to FlyingPage.com We would really like to get the word out and we think the best method is go get some initial advertisers. To do this, we might have to cut a deal with some folks. For those that are interested I would like to advertise a (probably) cheaper way to get a one year advertising campaign on FlyingPage.com Check out our ebay auction! Spread the word, now’s... [read more]


  8. Rubber Duck Regatta - Ernie’s day out!

    Are you from Cincinnati? Have you ever heard of the Rubber Duck Regatta? I hadn’t until this year. While driving up I-71 North a few nights ago I look up at one of the office buildings on the west side of the highway and notice something different. I see the largest, yellow, inflatable duck EVER! This duck is the ultimate ducky… I am scared to think what our orange friend Ernie would do if he... [read more]


  9. The aliens did it! I saw them do it! (a little note about technology)

    There’s no good way to address this topic… so I’m going to take one of the most obscure ways possible. I have already written this post almost two full times in this notepad only to do a Ctrl+A and Delete. The topic that I would like to discuss today is this: Do we rely too much on technology? First let’s define “technology”. One definition of technology that I found from Google is: The application of... [read more]


  10. The Japanese Motorcycle Man (minus one limb)

    Did you hear about the Japanese biker guy who while attempting to cut a tight turn got too close to the guard rail and amputated his own leg?!? If that’s not enough to believe… he then rode on for 1.2 miles without even realizing that he lost his leg! haha… moron… Seriously, when you accidentally slam your finger in a door, what’s the first thing you do? You look at your finger! Everyone does it,... [read more]