I walk into church this morning at 11:10am, right when the second service starts. The guest preacher is already starting to give his disclaimer about children in the service (because we’re in our sex series).

“Weird, they must’ve gotten a head start on the service…” I think.

I find a seat and start listening. About halfway through the sermon, the preacher is talking about how men can make any comment a sexual comment…

For example…

wife: Honey, can you take out the trash tonight? husband: Oh I'll take out _your_ trash tonight...

or…

wife: Honey, can you help me set the clocks back an hour for daylight saving time? husband: Oh I'll set _your_ clocks back an hour...

And that’s when it hit me, I’m in first service! I had forgotten to set my clocks back an hour, so instead of walking in just a minute late to the 11:10am service, I walked in 11 minutes late to the 10:00am service.

I will say now though, I have a lot more time available to me today, it is kind of a nice feeling.

My leftover spaghetti just dinged in the microwave… later days!